Sunday, November 27, 2011

It's Official: New John Carter Movie is going to Suck!

I've had a bad feeling about this movie from the first design pictures that came out, then those horrible skyships, and now this - is that supposed to be Woola?!

It's now official: Disney has completely fucked this one up (not that I expected better from Disney!) They should never have been allowed to have the rights in the first place...

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  2. Hmmmm... He looks just like the Woola from Dynamite's "Warlord of Mars" comics.

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  3. The straw that broke the camel's back - Tharks, airships, costumes, landscape...need I go on...they've all been disappointing so far.

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  4. The tharks actually look okay. Judging from the few trailers I've seen I can only conclude there will be the tremendous sound of sucking throughout the land! Taylor Kitsch as JC? C'mon! Fine, if you want a JC that looks like my 15 daughter could kick his ass! Jeez, if Disney wanted to set the tone they should have looked to Frazetta, or Bob Abbett ("Warlord of Mars" Ballantine Books 1963) for a kick ass JC!

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